Stone Host: Classic Programmer Paintings

“Morning Standup”
Pierre-Auguste Renoir
Oil on canvas
1880–1881
(collaboration from Lisa)

“Three junior developers supporting legacy Servlets based service with senior DBA on the back”
Vasily Perov,
Oil on canvas, 1866
(collaboration from Wolfcub)

“Developer explaining SEO to marketing”
Jacques Louis David, 1748–1825
(collaboration from Sergiu Paraschiv)

“Marat the PM, upon writing root-cause analysis in post-mortem document”
1793 - Jacques-Louis David

(collaboration from Gary Dusbabek)

“Waiting for the build”
( also known as “Scala programmer waits for project to build”)
Juan Manuel Blanes, 1875 / 78
Oil on canvas
Uruguayan Masters collection
(collaboration from @alvrod )

“John McCarthy presents Recursive Functions of Symbolic Expressions and Their Computation by Machine, Part I”
Painting, 1662
Ferdinand Bol

“C++ developers aiding a comrade facing SEGFAULT”
1890 - Frederic Remington
(collaboration from Gary Dusbabek)

“Serverless Architecture”
Joaquín Torres-García
Oil on canvas, ca 1943
Uruguayan Masters collection
(collaboration from @alvrod )

“Programmers at work maintaining a Ruby on Rails application"

Eero Järnefelt,
Oil on canvas, 1893
(Collaboration from Jaakko Koskenkorva)

“Engineering manager returning from a budget meeting”
Ilya Repin,
Oil paint, 1888
(Collaboration from Nate)

“Front end programmer”
Giovanni Battista Moroni, 1570–1575

“Their first code review”.
William Frederick Yeames, oil on canvas, 1878.
(collaboration from Jim Hague)

“Emacs vs. Vim"
Goya, 1820–1823 Oil mural transferred to canvas.
(collaboration from Vicent)

“Architecture diagram depicting heavy usage of reflection techniques”
Magritte, Oil on canvas, 1933
20th century collection
(collaboration from @alvrod)

“Understaffed team maintaining Oracle Enterprise features based solution”
William Blake, Pen and watercolor, ca 1810
(collaboration from @alvrod)

“Two developers ask forgiveness of technical debt at the begining of sprint”
Jean-François Millet
1857-1859
Oil on canvas
(collaboration of DJ Adams)

“java.util.Date”
Salvador Dali
Oil on canvas, 1931

”Operations and Developers agreeing on Git workflow”
Jacques-Louis David, 1796-1799, Oil on Canvas
(collaboration from @rpiaggio )

“Frontend developers approach newly released JS framework” - Michele Cammarano, 1871, oil on canvas
(collaboration from @riffraff )

“Engineering manager handing out tasks to interns”
Oil on canvas
Jacques-Louis David, 1784

“Sysadmin grants sudo privileges to developer on production web server” - Andrea del Verrocchio and Leonardo da Vinci, 1425-1475, Oil on wood
(collaboration from Joseph )

“Junior programmer learns `git rebase –interactive`“ - Salvador Dalí, 1936, Oil on Canvas
20th-century collection
collaboration from orls

“John Dee Performing a practical introduction to non-strict evaluation before Elizabeth I”
Henry Gillard Glindoni (1852–1913)
(h/t @aloiscochard )

“Larry Wall presents Perl 6″
1632 - Rembrandt van Rijn
(Collaboration from qurashee)

“Git blame” - Caravaggio, Oil on canvas, circa 1607

“Consultant shows Clojure code sample to VBA team”, Rembrandt, Oil on canvas, 1635
h/t @alvrod

“Developer looking at production logs after a regression with downtime”
Sir Joseph Noel Paton
Oil on Canvas, 1861

Hieronymus Bosch “A visual guide to the Scala language” oil on oak panels, 1490-1510
The left panel shows the functional features, the main one describes the type system, and the right the object oriented parts
h/t @pedrofurla